Monthly Archives: July 2010

In Praise of Pubic Hair

Posted on July 30, 2010 by

I was going to blog about narcissism today, or even how we need to be wary of communing only within our own ideological circles. Interesting things. Important things. But then I read Fuck Yeah, Motherhood. It sparked a thought, and … Continue reading →

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For that St. Tropez Tan

Posted on July 29, 2010 by

The 80s were an interesting time. I’ve never really ‘moved on’ musically, and I miss the ginormous earrings. But some of the stuff we did back then? Insane. And I am not just talking about Reganomics. Or even Valley Girl. … Continue reading →

Posted in My Wasted Youth | Tagged | 38 Comments

The Kinky Starfish

Posted on July 28, 2010 by

My favorite position to have sex in is what I have named The Kinky Starfish. It combines light B&D with the spread-eagled missionary position. The reason I like this better than my normal starfish position is that it relieves me … Continue reading →

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Would it kill ya to check first??

Posted on July 28, 2010 by

The Tea Baggers fell for this joke article. They bought it hook, line, and sinker that the government was getting ready to implement martial law with some pretty zany ‘plans’ by the evil Obama Administration. I have no beef with … Continue reading →

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Daddy’s Fuzzy Boobies and Other Fine Things

Posted on July 27, 2010 by

  Occasionally, I am going to post about the fact my kids say funny things. You may, or may not, find these things amusing. However, I thought they were Fokking hilarious. But I am the Mommy. Of course, they are … Continue reading →

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The Splendid Spock

Posted on July 26, 2010 by

The glorious and radiant being that is my third daughter turned six months old today. I feel a little weepy. She is my last baby, my reproductive swan-song, the end of phase one … and her time as a wee … Continue reading →

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It’s all about the glamour, people.

Posted on July 25, 2010 by

Today we shall talk about the joy and wonder of shit. Or, more accurately, the inability of Lilo & Stitch to produce it like a normal human being. So feel free to run screaming from the blog now. Both my … Continue reading →

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Of Feminisms and Fancies

Posted on July 25, 2010 by

I am Betty Fokker. My life is very, very good. I have a wonderful husband, my true love, Sweet Babou. We have three precious daughters, who I’ll call Lilo, Stitch and Spock. I stay at home with my girls, as … Continue reading →

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I can haz blog

Posted on July 18, 2010 by

I have a blog. How very exciting.

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