Monthly Archives: September 2010

Lilo’s Birth

When I was pregnant with Lilo it just so happened that I was working of gathering data for my Master’s thesis, which was on why some women chose midwife-attended births as opposed to the OB-Gyn route. I had read enough … Continue reading

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Crazy Clothes Crying

As you doubtless know, I have three girls. The eldest is the recipient of many awesome hand-me-downs from her female cousins, who are just a bit older. This generosity from Sweet Babou’s brother and our sister-in-law is one of the … Continue reading

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Book Review: Maybe This Time by Jennifer Crusie

I’ve decided to start doing book reviews, because I am all kinds of a bibliophile. I’ve had sex dreams involving Brad Pitt in a library and what I remember most vividly is the library. I just love me some books, … Continue reading

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Fantasy Fokker and Fat

As you no doubt know, The Fokker is a big girl. Hefty. Meaty. Chubby. Fully fleshed. Fat. I have worked long and hard to accept myself at this size, and to understand my weight does not constitute a moral failing, … Continue reading

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Ritualistic Penis Cutting (in the interest of being fair)

Wow! I had some super-duper comments on the labiaplasty blog. The Fokkerites continue to impress me. But I must say that  the comment by Alis made me think, because I had never pondered whether male circumcision was as bad as … Continue reading

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WTF? Cosmetic surgery for your Lady Bits?

You know, there was a time, not so long ago, when I thought that THE dumbest “cosmetic” procedure I had ever hear of was anal bleaching. Because nothing says pretty like a lightly pink anus! I thought to myself, “Okay. … Continue reading

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happy thoughts of sex and bacon

Happiness. People often think if things were just different in some way, if they were powerful or famous or smarter or prettier or fabulously wealthy, they would be Happy. Turns out, not so much. In fairness I don’t know about … Continue reading

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WHAT Booty???

Okay, so I am filled with rage again. It turns out that when a mom complained that a cheer involving an aching back, tight skirt and a booty shake was a bit too risqué for 6 YEAR OLD GIRLS, the … Continue reading

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Cthulhu waits … for his Old Spice

Okay, the video? I laughed until I drooled. Because I totally got the joke. Cthulhu is a monster/god from H.P. Lovecraft’s stories. He’s very, very popular among geeks and the  RPG (role playing games, like Dungeons & Dragons) crowd. The … Continue reading

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I’m going to beat that idiot pulpy

I know that all professions will, on the rare occasion, have someone enter the ranks who is so grossly wrong for that position that Jesus weeps. The cop who is secretly a rapist, the pederast priest, the serial-killer surgeon … … Continue reading

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