Monthly Archives: December 2010

My 2 cents on Wikileaks

I like Wikileaks. I want my government told on, and often. I like to know what is really going on in the world, and I can no longer count on the “real” newspapers to do any digging. They parrot press … Continue reading

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More of my humanitarian shite

Hey there! I’m helping out a fellow blogger and all-around nice person by linking to her blog on Health Volunteers Overseas (HVO). Apparently she is one of those crazy-types who is interested in saving lives, which is very strange for … Continue reading

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We wish you to Marry Christmas … she’s a nice girl

Merry Christmas! Or Happy Holidays! Whatever! Hope it’s all good. Christmas Even went wonderfully here. Our friends came over and we all feasted on Ham and Various Side Dishes, followed by gluttonous reveling in Dessert. My friend Alis made this … Continue reading

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The $50 Va-jay-jay steaming

A couple of days ago I read about an new posh trend: steaming your cooter. Seriously? There are some women on this planet who are willing to plunk down $50 just to squat over a steaming pot? Who are these … Continue reading

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Myths and Mythinformation

I have been working an a blog about the removal of Narcissistic Personality Disorder from the DSM-V. I thought I should mention that, since a couple of people have asked me about it, the latest of whom was Rebecca in … Continue reading

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Joy to the Weird

I felt it was my duty, as a satirical and snarky Christian, to provide my Fokkerites with a link to some of the Worst Christmas Nativities on Earth. Oh holy God, these are some crap-ass nativities. My favorite are the … Continue reading

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Taking care of the tinsel, ignoring the tree

I love to read the Off the Clock with The Checkout Girl and her companion blog, Fuck Yeah, Motherhood. She is wonderfully irreverent and bawdy. It make me laugh, and it makes me feel like I am couth in comparison; … Continue reading

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Ho Ho Holy Shit

My parents are up this weekend for an early Christmas, since we aren’t going to travel this year. The have an SUV. The back of the SUV was Fokking loaded with loot for Lilo, Stitch and Spock. Seriously, they lured … Continue reading

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Scarred for life: my parents at the park

Being raised by my parents was mostly a good thing, but it has also left me mentally scarred for life. I thought, since y’all seemed to enjoy hearing about some of the more interesting things my parents have done, I’d … Continue reading

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A treatise on bringing a germy kid to school …

Apparently some mothers are completely unaware of the presence of these itty bitty things the science-folk call “germs”. I am going to have to make them sit down and watch the Sid the Science Kid “The Big Sneeze” until they … Continue reading

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