Monthly Archives: January 2011

WTF was this asshat thinking?

Posted on January 31, 2011 by

This is going to surprise y’all to no end, but a politician said something really sexist and stupid not to long ago. Yep. Shocked me too, as it is so RARE to hear politicians spew crap in the air via … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments

Calling Shenanigans: Myths and lies spread about health care

Posted on January 28, 2011 by

Health care reform. Boy howdy, that is just not a sexy topic. I was marginally bored simply typing that sentence. However, like most boring-as-shit things, it is a very important topic and it would behoove us all to know more … Continue reading →

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The Magnificent Spock is One now

Posted on January 27, 2011 by

I no longer have any babies in my house. Spock is one, so she has graduated to toddler status. Thus, I now have two toddlers and a little girl, soon to be one toddler and two little girls. I feel … Continue reading →

Posted in daughters, motherhood | 11 Comments

Paging Dr. Douche

Posted on January 26, 2011 by

I have a friend, Sweetpea, who recently hurt her knee. Sweetpea, like myself, is a woman of size. She is currently seeing an orthopedic specialist who is acting as if her knee injury is either 1) non-existent or 2) not … Continue reading →

Posted in are you kidding me with this shit?, fat hating | 17 Comments

Coming out, for the Bloggess

Posted on January 25, 2011 by

The Bloggess, whom I adore despite having never met her, has asked that all bloggers with a mental illness “come out” to help remove the stigma associated with having something wrong in your noggin. I know everyone’s first thought is, … Continue reading →

Posted in I've been thinking too much, life as I know it, shit I think y'all should know, Too Much Information | 21 Comments

I really do like Ike

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

Eisenhower. He was a great man. I wish, wish, wish they made Presidents like him again. For one thing, compared to the crop in the last 30 years, he was a bleeding-heart Liberal. I’m not shitting y’all. He, as a … Continue reading →

Posted in shit I think y'all should know | 5 Comments

Well, what if you ARE fat? What then, asshat?

Posted on January 21, 2011 by

Have you seen this shit? Apparently the author of How to Never Look Fat Again, Charla Krupp, was desperately afraid that some thin female stars might think they were (gasp) thin enough, or that the average women might not KNOW … Continue reading →

Posted in are you kidding me with this shit?, fat hating, Feminism | 24 Comments

Return of the Fokker

Posted on January 20, 2011 by

Hello everybody, I hope y’all missed me as much as I missed you! I am sorry I was gone for so many days, long endless days without a drop of new Fokker to read, but I was in a perfect … Continue reading →

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… and a Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2011 by

Am I the only one who thinks, “Huh. Another year. WTF happened to the old year? Was there a time warp and I didn’t know it?” I swear to God, when I was a mere lass the years took forever … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments