Monthly Archives: February 2011

Hearing Tornado Sirens (it sucks)

Posted on February 28, 2011 by

Last night at about 1:30 AM Sweet Babou and myself were woken form a sound sleep to the wailing of a tornado warning. I hate when that happens. I am always freaked out and it’s worse when it is too … Continue reading →

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There is something wrong with this picture

Posted on February 25, 2011 by

The Fokker is outspokenly supportive of the rights of GLBT persons. I also think anyone who gives a fellow human shit just because they are androgynous or transgendered is an asshat. GLBT people should, without question, be allowed to choose … Continue reading →

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ZOMG Where are her internal organs???

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

I know this is kind of old news but … WTF? Who photoshopped this and thought it was a biological possibility? The model in question was 5’10” tall and 120 pounds (size 4) but Ralph Lauren, disgusted by her vile … Continue reading →

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My dad and the bullshit on his shrubs

Posted on February 23, 2011 by

Hello gentle readers, Today I bring to you another blog retelling the behavior of my beloved, yet squirrely, parents. To catch up any new readers: my Dad has Asperger Syndrome, whereas my Mom is very snarky and socially adept, but … Continue reading →

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The Tragedy of Sliding-Ass Syndrome

Posted on February 22, 2011 by

Y’all know the Fokker resists ageism and sexist fat-shaming of the body as though she were Feminist Hulk out to SMASH patriarchal control of the female body. I dislike, intensely, the idea that women lose beauty as their body ages, … Continue reading →

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Victim Blaming and the “Slut”

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

I’m probably preaching to choir here … but WTF is up with victim blaming those who have been raped???? The topic was already on my mind, because of the horrible attack suffered by Lara Logan and the repulsiveness of the … Continue reading →

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She licks Satan’s asscrack

Posted on February 16, 2011 by

This is the epitome of vile. A wretched crotch-cricket masquerading as a human being, Debbie “Cuntmonkey” Schlussel, has stooped to celebrating the fact Lara Logan was raped. Yep, you read that right. The Cuntmonkey says “So sad, too bad, Lara.” … Continue reading →

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Our puffy-eyed barnacle

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

Spock has pink-eye. She looks just pitiful. Her eyes are red and swollen and caked with matter. It’s the ocular version of a baboon’s butt after an ape-orgy. We took her to the doctor and it turns out that she … Continue reading →

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Jesus wants you to be thin, bitch.

Posted on February 14, 2011 by

OMFG. I could not believe my eyes when I saw that an “anti-fat” preacher had written a book called Bod4God. Apparently your body is a temple and God doesn’t want any thunder thighs on his house of worship, you stupid … Continue reading →

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Don’t mess with my meds; it fokks up my brain sparkles

Posted on February 11, 2011 by

I have a beef with Scientology. It’s not that they believe crazy stuff or in reincarnation or demand contributions … after all, I believe very implausible things, including reincarnation, and give to my church. Clearly, I am in a glass … Continue reading →

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