Monthly Archives: March 2011

The Immaculate Fokker’s Pope Hat

Posted on March 31, 2011 by

You know, y’all came up with several pithy comments about the kind of big-ass hat I would need in my new role as Pope of the Syncretic Church of Non-asshats (SCNa). I have the big ass, so we’re off to … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday to Spew

Posted on March 30, 2011 by

Poor little Lilo yurked in class on her birthday. She completely freaked out and was apologizing and crying and upset. We had to explain, repeatedly, that just because we all looked unhappy didn’t mean she had done anything wrong. Once … Continue reading →

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In Praise of Lilo

Posted on March 29, 2011 by

Today is Lilo’s birthday. She is six years old now, and she thinks being “ready for first grade!” is “awesome!” and feels very grown up. I feel shell-shocked and nostalgic, because it seems like she was born six weeks ago.  … Continue reading →

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Free Your Mind Via “Killing Us Softly”

Posted on March 28, 2011 by

Hello Fokkerites, For the love of All That Is Holy, watch this video:     Step One in learning to love yourself is learning to hate the Advertising Lies about Women and Their Bodies. Join me in telling the patriarchy … Continue reading →

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Seriously, that would feel weird.

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

Did y’all know the human male used to have small spikes all over his dingle-dangle? I am not making this shit up. Human males (more-accurately, proto-homo sapiens) had penises that resembled weird-ass sea-urchins with wee little nubbin/spines on them. Wow, … Continue reading →

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Extra post – now with more sparkles!

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

This is just a quick post (there is another coming at 11:00 AM) to say I love everyone who read my blog yesterday and felt my pain … it is sad that women (as a collective) feel this loathing/shame about … Continue reading →

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The Fokker falls over from even LESS surprise

Posted on March 24, 2011 by

Turns out that almost 1/3 of the women of Britain feel that they are too fat to have sex, and that (strangely!) has a negative effect on their libido. Imagine, if you will, the concept that you loathe your physical … Continue reading →

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The Fokker falls over from a lack of surprise

Posted on March 23, 2011 by

Howdy y’all. I am a big natural/organic foodie type person. My kids eat really, really well … and I am grateful that we can afford the healthy food for our kids and bitter as hell that all parents aren’t given … Continue reading →

Posted in are you kidding me with this shit?, daughters, motherhood, shit I think y'all should know | 12 Comments

Well, isn’t THIS interesting

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

  Hey y’all. Here’s a chart I got out of The Daily Dish:                                                                The upshot is that the tax breaks on the rich – you know, that top 5% who own 2/3 of the money in the … Continue reading →

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My worrisome staph infection

Posted on March 21, 2011 by

I had a staph infection. They are often harmless, but in the age of MRSA (so-called superbugs) they are also scary as hell. Because you don’t know if you’ve got a bad one or not until you see if it … Continue reading →

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