Monthly Archives: May 2011

Teabaggers annoy me.

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

I dislike teabaggers. Well, I don’t mind guys who want to dunk their nuts in someone’s mouth, because that’s their business and doesn’t effect me. Not even when I just lay there like a starfish. Rather, I dislike the teabagger … Continue reading →

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Obligatory post about thunder-douche Arnold Schwarzenegger

Posted on May 30, 2011 by

Y’all knew it was coming. There was no way I wasn’t going to weigh in on this shit. But I could really care less about his out-of-wedlock child (children?). If I were Maria I would be pissed, and would seriously … Continue reading →

Posted in are you kidding me with this shit?, Feminism | 6 Comments

How hard is it to understand the direction, “give to the poor”, really?

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

As y’all know, I am a practicing Christian. I am so far from being a really good Christian that the light of good Christianity want reach me for another 3 years, but I do try to at least grasp the … Continue reading →

Posted in Jesus loves you but I think you are an asshat | 10 Comments

Lilo Graduated from Kindergarten

Posted on May 28, 2011 by

My eldest daughter, the magnificent Lilo, is officially a kindergarten graduate.  She matriculated with the class of ‘ll, and was awarded a certificate for outstanding preschool achievement, thank you very much. Sure, all the kids got one of these certificates … Continue reading →

Posted in daughters, life as I know it | 14 Comments

WTF?? Did they bring the asshats on the jury in from the OJ trial?

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

I have a  really cute post to put up. But it got bumped, because I am bursting with rage and it needs to spew forth in a frothy mass of invective. The NY “rape cops”, Kenneth Moreno and Franklin Mata, … Continue reading →

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Let’s talk about the good things for a mo, shall we?

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

There were no fatalities from last nights storm cell in our county. No tornadoes touched down in St. Louis, either. After the nightmare of this tornado season, I think we could all use a little bright spot of news. That … Continue reading →

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My power! My power!

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

My power was out y’all, and I thought “I was like to die” as we say in Appalachia. My mom is visiting, so my accent and phraseology is juts a wee bit shy of Elli May Clampett. Be forewarned. Anyway, … Continue reading →

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Sweet Babou’s vasectomy

Posted on May 23, 2011 by

My poor Sweet Babou has gone under the knife for the good of his family. He, in order to spare me the physical stress of a tubal ligation, got a vasectomy. It was a shit load harder than I thought … Continue reading →

Posted in life as I know it, motherhood, Too Much Information | 12 Comments

Hippies made me do it

Posted on May 22, 2011 by

I have decided to make every Sunday the day of the week wherein I wax theosophical. This will spare the Fokkerites my religious musings the other six days of the week, when I will simply stick to ranting about asshats. … Continue reading →

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Was it good for you?

Posted on May 21, 2011 by

Hey y’all. Let me start with SuzRocks. She’s a friend of mine, who has never met me but we comment on each other’s blog so I’m going to count her anyway whether she likes it or not, and I’ve linked … Continue reading →

Posted in life as I know it | 8 Comments