Y’all, I find something new every day. My most recent discovery is the “merkin”, or pubic wig. As in a wig for your privates.
Hollywood uses these a lot, apparently. Both men and women use them during sex scenes to make sure none of their real naughty bits show up or get stuck together. Women use them when they are doing a nude scene from the “pre-landing-strip era”, when women actually had bush, not sparse foliage, and they need a little more fur in the fur burger area. You can see some of the more famous movie merkins here, but it is NSFW.
These things are, in a strange way, tempting. I have, thanks to some rogue Native American genes, very little body hair. I’ve always felt a bit sad about the scanty in my panty. I opted for the “bald look” not out of kink, but because things were already Captain Picard down there; might as well go Kojack. So there is a niggling urge to get a merkin, just to see how I would look with luxurious locks. Or perhaps a merkin with stripes or something, just to surprise Sweet Babou some night. Maybe a merkin that looks like a sheep’s face, since he likes to wear a kilt and you know all about sheep and Scotsmen.
Maybe I’ll go all meta and get a merkin that mimics vajazzling.
You just never know with the Fokker.