May I introduce you all to the newest animal on the block, the penis snake?
Actually, it is not a snake OR a penis, thank Sweet Baby Jesus. It’s actually a lungless amphibian from Brazil, that was only “discovered” in the twentieth century. This hideous wiener beast is really, really rare. In a strange way this makes me sad, because I would love to see them on sale as pets … just for the WTF value of it all.
Then there is the marine spoon worm known colloquially as the “penis fish”:
This is clearly a ridiculous marine animal. *feel the pun; FEEL it*
They are not to be confused with the other animal often called a “penis fish” on the internet – that is actually the candiru, a type of small catfish that may or may not swim up your urethra if you are pissing into South American waters. There seem to be a lot of penis intensive animals in Brazil. I suspect it has something to do with the Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, which causes woodies worldwide.
Aren’t you all so glad I share these things with you?
I frequent a site whose author surfs for animal porn. That’ what my family says
. (My teenage son just shakes his head and says, “I did not want to see that. 
)
LOL Ward sent me that. And I sent it to our 12 year old son. Because knowledge is good. Even really disturbing, creepy knowledge…
“ Aren’t you all so glad I share these things with you?”
Yes. Yes I am VERY glad you share things like this with us.
Julie