Lady Gaga was recently on the cover of Vogue, with the crazy hair and a weird dress we have come to expect and adore. The trouble is that the photoshopoholics at Vogue lost control of their faculties and slimmed her waist down to the size of her head and her knees down to the size of her neck.
This seems a bit much, no? Seriously, it looks like she only has one leg, that’s how much they have reduced her knee area. Also, where in the hell is she going to put her internal organs?
I, along with millions of my fellow humans, have seen Gaga twisting the night away in her video for “Bad Romance”. You could count all her ribs and vertebra. This is not a woman safely described as “plump”. This is a woman better described as “tiny white gazelle”. But even she, with her thighs the size of twizzlers and concave tummy, was not thin enough for Vogue. Nope. She looked too human for that glam mag, by gum.
Not to mention changing the color of the dress to a plum and lightening her already pale skin to that lovely shade of 3-day-old-corpse. Because who doesn’t want to look as gorgeous as a cadaver in their plum dress and one leg?