Fear not Arkansas! Tennessee has seen you suffering with the burden of having the most reprehensible politicians in the country, and has offered up one of their congressman, Rep. Scott DesJarlais, to take the focus off you. In fact, Rep. Scott DesJarlais may be worse! AND he represents Tennessee on a national level! Tennessee for the douche win!
Rep. Scott DesJarlais, who is a “pro-life, family-values congressman who worked as a doctor before winning election as a Tea Party-backed Republican” manages to get a on-what-planet-are-these-family-values douche trifecta when he “had an affair with a patient and later pressured her to get an abortion” because “was trying to save his marriage at the time”.
Yep, you read that right.
This incredibly pus-filled humanoid anus not only humped a patient while he was married, he got her pregnant and then badgered her to get an abortion. He has admitted that the taped conversation is true – in fact he is the one that made the tape apparently in an attempt to “show” his then-wife that he was taking care of his extramarital issues. His only defense is that he thinks the press are being poopy heads for tattling on him, whining that “Desperate personal attacks do not solve our nation’s problems, yet it appears my opponents are choosing to once again engage in the same gutter politics that CBS news called the dirtiest in the nation just 2 years ago.”
Dude, if you run as a far-right anti-choice asshat who wants legalized bigotry against LGBTQ citizens to ‘protect the sanctity of marriage’ they fact you are a lying, hypocritical cuntmonkey who lives his life in the EXACT opposite way as he is trying to force other Americans to live is politically germane. Deal with it.
Adding to his overall twatness level is that his website touts the fact that he is “married to Amy DesJarlais and lives in South Pittsburg, TN with their three children Tyler, Ryan, and Maggie.” Strangely he doesn’t mention that he has another child by his former wife. What? Did the kid evaporate? Along with the child support payments no doubt. Maybe it is the fact that his ex-wife accused him in court documents of “dry firing a gun outside the Plaintiff’s locked bedroom door, admission of suicidal ideation, holding a gun in his mouth for three hours, an incident of physical intimidation at the hospital; and previous threatening behavior … i.e. shoving, tripping, pushing down, etc.” Don’t want the other kid and first marriage to a woman you abused brought up, do we Mr. Family Values?
Worse, the DesJarlais website also brags about the fact that “The DesJarlais family is active in the Epiphany Episcopal Church of Sherwood, Tennessee where Amy grew up”. I’m Episcopal, and I intensely dislike the idea that this goat blower goes there. Episcopalians believe that our communion is with all fellow members of the Church. That means I have shared communion with him. Ewwwww.