Cry Baby

My poor wee Spock is sick AGAIN. It’s a stupid cold, and she is forced to cope with a fever, runny nose, and cough. This makes me sad. It makes her both sad and cranky. She is clingy and miserable and whiney and needy and Imma give her all the cuddles because fokk housework when my baby needs “luff”. Her fussy mood isn’t a picnic for me, but am I not taking it out on her. Why you ask? Well, because 1) She is a very young child and needs tolerance from the adults around her and 2) I am not a wretched asshat.

Unlike a certain goat blowing pus bucket named Joe Rickey “Cuntmonkey” Hundley.

Hundley was on an airplane. Hundley was seated next to a woman holding her 19 month old baby, a little fella named Joshua Bennett, on her lap. Hundley didn’t like the fact that Joshua Bennett started crying when the plane began it’s decent. How dare a baby cry just because its ears were hurting! Didn’t the baby know it was imposing on Hundley’s sacred white male privileges? Thus, Hundley told the Joshua’s mom to “shut that n*g*er baby up” and slapped the toddler across the face. Hundley apparently left a scratch on the baby’s face.

At this point Joshua and his mom “received assistance from several other passengers” (who have confirmed that Hundley really did perform this nearly unbelievable act). Hundley, who seems to have been skunk drunk to boot, was arrested when the plane hit the tarmac and charged with assaulting a child.

Now, I must tell y’all in all honesty that if Hundley, that dumb hemorrhoid-sucker, had slapped one of my babies I would not have reacted with the common decency and willingness to allow the proper authorities deal with it that Joshua’s mother displayed. Nope. The Fokker knows there is a high road, but I have never gone that way. I not only take the low road, I make asshats pay toll.  The only assistance I would have required from my fellow passengers was that they hold my child while I unleashed my inner Hillbilly Mommy on Hundley’s drunken ass. He would have looked like someone had put him in a sack with a rabid wildcat. He would have needed more stitches than a baseball.

His earhole would have never been the same.

Nor it this the first time Hundley has attacked someone.  The stupid twatwaffle was arrested in 2007 when “Hundley was charged with simple assault, carrying a concealed weapon, and public intoxication in an incident that involved his girlfriend.  He eventually pleaded to a lesser charge.”

I am sure some of Hundley’s behavior came from the fact he was a 60 year old white male and worked for AGC Aerospace and Defense, Composites Group, which is the “unifying brand for portfolio companies of private equity firm, Acorn Growth Companies … that is used to “supply technologies, systems, and services that support key commercial and military programs” and he was president of the Unitech Composites and Structures unit of the company. Basically, he was one of the top dogs in a defense contractor firm, with all the chest-beating masculinity which that probably entails.  As a man near the top of the patriarchy food chain Hundley probably thinks that he is somehow entitled to other people, especially people who have vaginas and/or are people of color, meeting his demands and needs.

Well, now he ain’t sitting so pretty, since he got fired and is facing possible (oh, how I wish) jail time for assaulting that infant. I am a little bitter that assaulting his girlfriend in 2007 wasn’t enough to derail his career, but we all know how the most of the US doesn’t give a shit if a guy hurts women.

I wish it had happened sooner, but I am at least glad Hundley is finally facing a little accountability for his actions.

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