Category Archives: are you kidding me with this shit?

The very fact of my existence is dragging down the USA. Who knew?

Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program chafes my ass, not because I am anti-exercise (exercise increases health) but because it makes fat people – even fat children – a disease to be eliminated from the social body and the body politic. … Continue reading

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There will never be enough wasabi

You might want to think twice about that tasty fish dish you were thinking of consuming, especially if that bad boy is sushi. Not only is the mislabeling of fish products (no one wants “hagfish” so call it “sea bass” … Continue reading

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WTF happened to McCain??

In 1999, I was planning to vote for John McCain in the 2000 election if he got the GOP nomination. I was already a “lefty” but Al Gore just looked like more years of Clinton’s Moderate Conservatism Pretending To Be … Continue reading

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All that’s missing is a white bronco

Oh Goody, another famous athlete is probably going to get away with murdering his wife/girlfriend. We’ve never seen that before. I am referring to the case of Oscar Pistorius, a track star who has prosthetic limbs, allegedly bludgeoning/shooting his girlfriend, … Continue reading

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Cry Baby

My poor wee Spock is sick AGAIN. It’s a stupid cold, and she is forced to cope with a fever, runny nose, and cough. This makes me sad. It makes her both sad and cranky. She is clingy and miserable … Continue reading

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All Poo, All the Time

Spock is trying to scare her parents to death in revenge for the fact we let them give her shots as an infant. This is the only explanation for her behavior. A month ago Spock had a painful poo while … Continue reading

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Smutty on BlogHer

I have a new post up about the evolution of smut over on BlogHer, for those who want to take a gander!

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Heavy Meddle

Seriously, when are they going to grasp reality about the way the human body puts on weight? There is so much bullshit to wade through when it comes to the topics of “diet”, “fat”, and “health” that you might as … Continue reading

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Good mental hygiene requires using truthpaste

This post has nothing whatsoever to do with the title. I just came up with a fairly clever pun and wanted to take it out for a spin. You’re welcome. Anyone know how to make those little meme cards? Anyway, … Continue reading

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Betty not Barbie

When I was a young woman it never occurred to me or any of my friends that we might have unsightly va-jay-jays. For one thing the young men around us seemed interested enough in that magical body part that we … Continue reading

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