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Updated but not Uptown
I had a wonderful Mother’s Day. The girls and Sweet Babou went out of their way to make it a day of raw awesome and I am thankful for all of it. Just having them in my lives is reward … Continue reading
The Show Me State
Golly, homophobic asshats much? Recently in the great state of Missouri, home of Todd “Shut that whole thing down” Akin, a gay man was forcibly removed by the police from his hospitalized gay partner’s side, even though he had the … Continue reading
Suffer little children
Frankly, I believe most Christians (and all Christianists) make much ado about Jesus’ death than they do WHAT he told them to be doing because it is a shit load easier to pay lip service to God than to actually … Continue reading
Did you look over there?
We had a really nice Easter last Sunday. We went to our church, wear Lilo, Stitch, and Spock got to show off their very sparkly/poufy dresses and accept their due accolades for their cuteness. Later some good friends of ours … Continue reading
Moochers Mythos
I have some “friends” on Facebook that I, remembering them as basically nice people, didn’t realize until too late were either far-right neo-con Fundamentalists and/or radical libertarians. Most of the fundies don’t send stuff to my feed, preferring to remain … Continue reading
Good mental hygiene requires using truthpaste
This post has nothing whatsoever to do with the title. I just came up with a fairly clever pun and wanted to take it out for a spin. You’re welcome. Anyone know how to make those little meme cards? Anyway, … Continue reading
Pat the Tragic Asshat
Okay y’all. I have written a song about Pat Robertson commemorating his Ur-asshattery. If you sing these lyrics to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon it will all make sense, and hopefully mirth will ensue. Pat, the tragic … Continue reading
Pat Robertson, Ur-Asshat
The beast known as an Ur-asshat is an asshat that with the “combining form [Ur means] “earliest, original,” and is “used in words denoting the primal stage of a historical or cultural entity or phenomenon: ur-civilization; urtext.” When I call … Continue reading
Heartsore
I’m sure you are all familiar with the word “heartsick”. It’s a great, descriptive word … but it doesn’t quite fit my condition. I am “heartsore”, wherein my heart is so grieved for the horrible thing that happened in Sandy … Continue reading
Happy Unbirthday to Me!
First, let me thank you all for the warm birthday wishes on Facebook. I had my in-laws in all weekend so I didn’t see them until this morning, or I would have responded sooner. However, I must reveal unto you … Continue reading
