Category Archives: life as I know it

My nipple might fall off

After 7 years of nursing (No, not all one kid. It’s strung out between 3 kids, doing a little more than two years for each.) you would think I was an expert. No bad things could happen to the Milk … Continue reading

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A cowpat pedicure

My friend Sorcha came up this weekend. Because she capitulated calmly to all Priss-Pot’s demands, he appears to have decided she must not be having an affair. Also, her acquiescence to his petulance has somehow convinced him that she must … Continue reading

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Date Night with The Avengers

As far as my little girls were concerned, this was the Best. Weekend. Ever. Why? Because Granny and Papaw were in for a visit. How much do they love my parents? More than the zoo, people … even with the … Continue reading

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We brought a zoo

The Fokkers went to the Zoo a couple of weekends ago, and it was good. The girls love the zoo. Love. It. They are jittery with joy from the minute we tell them a trip to the zoo is even … Continue reading

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I call Shenanigans

Today’s post was originally going to be a rant about the “false conundrum” of motherhood v/s feminism. I am fed up to my back teeth with the perpetually circulated myth that feminists are anti-motherhood. No. We are all about women … Continue reading

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I’m all adult and shit

Do you know how profoundly boring Sweet Babou and I are? We are such freaking homebodies that we had never had to hire a babysitter before last Friday. On the extremely rare occasions when we would want, or need, to … Continue reading

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The Nature of Friendship

I’ve been very lucky with friends. One of my friendships dates back to 1984. I became friends with Bitsy in seventh grade, when Madonna was wailing that she was “Crazy for You”, and Bryan Adams assured me that love cuts … Continue reading

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The Saga of the Broken Glasses

Lilo got a new pair of glasses last Friday. We got a really nice pair of “flexon” frames from the local eyewear place attached to the school of optometry, since insurance covered all but a small portion of the cost. … Continue reading

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Team Neville

(If you have never read Harry Potter, I warn you that there are some spoilers in this) I’ve always been a big fan of Neville Longbottom, from the very first time I encountered him  in the very first Harry Potter … Continue reading

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I’m special

You know how I mentioned that I didn’t want to be “interesting” when I went to the optometrist? Well, it turns out I am indeed interesting. Greatness. I had a radial keratotomy (RK) when I was in my early twenties. … Continue reading

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