Category Archives: Mammon

United in Asshattery

Wow. The entire Congress, both the House and the Senate,  Democrats and Republicans alike, have finally found something they can really get behind, something that truly inspires them, something that brings them them together under one Divine Plan they all … Continue reading

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Suffer little children

Frankly, I believe most Christians (and all Christianists) make much ado about Jesus’ death than they do WHAT he told them to be doing because it is a shit load easier to pay lip service to God than to actually … Continue reading

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Behind our backs

Senator Bernie Sanders had to throw everything he had at stopping cuts to (seriously?) disabled veterans. Yes, the Senate was thinking it would be a great idea to screw over the soldiers who put their ass on the line EVEN … Continue reading

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Moochers Mythos

I have some “friends” on Facebook that I, remembering them as basically nice people, didn’t realize until too late were either far-right neo-con Fundamentalists and/or radical libertarians. Most of the fundies don’t send stuff to my feed, preferring to remain … Continue reading

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Icelandic Mythos

I must issue a mea culpa. I did not do enough research into the memes on Iceland. It turns out that the ideas of Iceland kicking it’s shady bankers in the goonies was exaggerated:  http://studiotendra.com/2012/12/29/what-is-actually-going-on-in-iceland/ Although what Iceland did was … Continue reading

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The very fact of my existence is dragging down the USA. Who knew?

Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program chafes my ass, not because I am anti-exercise (exercise increases health) but because it makes fat people – even fat children – a disease to be eliminated from the social body and the body politic. … Continue reading

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There will never be enough wasabi

You might want to think twice about that tasty fish dish you were thinking of consuming, especially if that bad boy is sushi. Not only is the mislabeling of fish products (no one wants “hagfish” so call it “sea bass” … Continue reading

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Good mental hygiene requires using truthpaste

This post has nothing whatsoever to do with the title. I just came up with a fairly clever pun and wanted to take it out for a spin. You’re welcome. Anyone know how to make those little meme cards? Anyway, … Continue reading

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Pat the Tragic Asshat

Okay y’all. I have written a song about Pat Robertson commemorating his Ur-asshattery. If you sing these lyrics to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon it will all make sense, and hopefully mirth will ensue.   Pat, the tragic … Continue reading

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Aaron Swartz was bullied to death

A young man named Aaron Swartz recently committed suicide, leaving behind a devastated community of family and friends. My heart bleeds for his parents, it really does. The reason he committed suicide was partially because of his long-term struggle with … Continue reading

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