Category Archives: poli-ticks

This is why it matters

A fertilizer plant in West, Texas blew up. As many as 40 people are dead because of this explosion. How does this relate to far-right conservative politics? Well, it turns out this nightmare was completely avoidable if it hadn’t been … Continue reading

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United in Asshattery

Wow. The entire Congress, both the House and the Senate,  Democrats and Republicans alike, have finally found something they can really get behind, something that truly inspires them, something that brings them them together under one Divine Plan they all … Continue reading

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The Iron Lady had an unforgivable vagina

Margaret Thatcher died today. It is very sad for her family, of course, but her policies seem to be skewing everyone else’s reactions to the furthest ends of the political spectrum. Now, I personally loathed her politics. Loathed, I say. … Continue reading

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The Real Dorks

Recently, a brilliant scientist named Patricia Brennan has had to “defend” her work against conservative criticism because the research involves duck dorks. Seriously, her research has become the poster child for “wasteful” government spending. However, the whole “Wienergate” scandal is … Continue reading

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Behind our backs

Senator Bernie Sanders had to throw everything he had at stopping cuts to (seriously?) disabled veterans. Yes, the Senate was thinking it would be a great idea to screw over the soldiers who put their ass on the line EVEN … Continue reading

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Moochers Mythos

I have some “friends” on Facebook that I, remembering them as basically nice people, didn’t realize until too late were either far-right neo-con Fundamentalists and/or radical libertarians. Most of the fundies don’t send stuff to my feed, preferring to remain … Continue reading

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If you can’t beat ‘em, pretend to join ‘em

Have y’all noticed that there is a concentrated effort by the patriarchy (as represented by the far right) to brand feminists as man-hating bitches who eat sliced fetus on toast and worship vaginas? Me too! There are two reasons they … Continue reading

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Someone Blew Out Their Pilot Light

Teabagger leaders are calling on “conservatives” to boycott Fox News because the station is a hotbed of lefty loonies. I could not make this shit up if I smoked crack, y’all. Apparently the Teabaggers are disgruntled because, “Particularly after the … Continue reading

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The very fact of my existence is dragging down the USA. Who knew?

Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program chafes my ass, not because I am anti-exercise (exercise increases health) but because it makes fat people – even fat children – a disease to be eliminated from the social body and the body politic. … Continue reading

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There will never be enough wasabi

You might want to think twice about that tasty fish dish you were thinking of consuming, especially if that bad boy is sushi. Not only is the mislabeling of fish products (no one wants “hagfish” so call it “sea bass” … Continue reading

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