Category Archives: Sexy Sex

Smutty on BlogHer

Posted on February 9, 2013 by

I have a new post up about the evolution of smut over on BlogHer, for those who want to take a gander!

Posted in are you kidding me with this shit?, Feminism, Fokker blog post on BlogHer, Sexy Sex | 2 Comments

It Would Explain My Sparkly Hoo-ha

Posted on January 8, 2013 by

When I type my hands get cold. I don’t really notice, but if I reach out to the girls or Sweet Babou without thinking then shrieks of dismay that I touched their fragile flesh with my ice-talons ring out through … Continue reading →

Posted in I've been thinking too much, life as I know it, Sexy Sex, Too Much Information | 15 Comments

Preheating the oven

Posted on July 3, 2012 by

As y’all probably know that, being the parents of small children, Sweet Babou and I have grab (notice I didn’t say snatch) time for our sex life whenever we can. The most seductive words in the English language might be, … Continue reading →

Posted in I like this, dammit., life as I know it, motherhood, Sexy Sex, Too Much Information | 11 Comments

My Birthday weekend

Posted on February 20, 2012 by

The Fokker had a very nice time this weekend, thanks to the efforts of friends and my Sweet Babou. On Friday I went to a Drag Show. I went with a friend to meet some of her other friends and … Continue reading →

Posted in daughters, I like this, dammit., motherhood, Sexy Sex, Too Much Information | 7 Comments

A Merkin Booty

Posted on November 17, 2011 by

Y’all, I find something new every day. My most recent discovery is the “merkin”, or pubic wig. As in a wig for your privates. Seriously. Hollywood uses these a lot, apparently. Both men and women use them during sex scenes … Continue reading →

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Seriously, that would feel weird.

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

Did y’all know the human male used to have small spikes all over his dingle-dangle? I am not making this shit up. Human males (more-accurately, proto-homo sapiens) had penises that resembled weird-ass sea-urchins with wee little nubbin/spines on them. Wow, … Continue reading →

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The Fokker falls over from even LESS surprise

Posted on March 24, 2011 by

Turns out that almost 1/3 of the women of Britain feel that they are too fat to have sex, and that (strangely!) has a negative effect on their libido. Imagine, if you will, the concept that you loathe your physical … Continue reading →

Posted in daughters, fat hating, Feminism, life as I know it, Sexy Sex, Too Much Information | 18 Comments

The Kinky Starfish

Posted on July 28, 2010 by

My favorite position to have sex in is what I have named The Kinky Starfish. It combines light B&D with the spread-eagled missionary position. The reason I like this better than my normal starfish position is that it relieves me … Continue reading →

Posted in Sexy Sex, Too Much Information | 18 Comments