Slutty sluts vote and ruin everything!

Wow. The head of The Christian Men’s Defense Network may have had the absolutely worst reaction to Obama’s win thus far. He is totally blaming it on all the sluts who voted for Democrats like the irrational pack of whores they are.

Golly, he just nailed all the reasons! Modern women are sluts who “have it all,” and usually “have it all” means “have as much hot alpha sex as possible without any consequences.” He warns that “this election cycle shows that the Slut Vote is real, and Republicans lose because they discount the existence of original sin in women.  Abortion is often called the “third rail of American politics,” but in truth, the third rail is a woman’s right to slut (with cash and prizes).”

You see? It wasn’t about who afforded us more autonomy over our bodies or who repeatedly vetoed all equal pay acts … hell, no! It was because we are sperm dumpsters who cry whenever we are forced to close our legs even for a moment! There is NO WAY we made out political decisions because of FACTS. Nope. It is a given that  “women, especially slutty ones” do NOT “make decisions based on reason.” It is so unfair that Romney was really, really adored by women up until “one photo-op on the Jersey Shore with Obama looking tough in a bomber jacket” made HIM seem more alpha and made us silly little jizz-magnets decide to vote for President Sexybuns, “which is yet another reason sane societies don’t let women get involved in government.”  I know when I think of sane societies places like Iran and Saudi Arabia leap to mind, so surely he is correct!  He knows the TRUE reason “Republicans lose because they discount the existence of original sin in women”, and thus neglect to take the into account the crucial skank factor in their policies.

Here are some more gems as to why Obama won the female demographic:

“Obama appealed to rich white sluts by forcing someone else (the Catholic church, in this case) to pay for their birth control, and by scaring them about alleged threats to their ability to take advantage of Planned Parenthood’s services (Planned Parenthood being conveniently located in the minority part of town, of course, so as to provide anonymity to visiting white girls whose white girl friends never go over there–except to visit Planned Parenthood themselves).”

“ … all the Obama administration had to do was scare them that Mitt Romney was going to take away their birth control and their access to abortion. The fear for them is that, without birth control and abortion, they might actually get pregnant and have to give birth. That is scary not simply because of the economic burden of having a child (since, hey, they can get all kinds of cash and prizes if that happens), but because if that happened then everyone would know they’re sluts, and their image as daddy’s pure little snowflake princess goes out the window.”

And finally, with an extra helping of racism to go with the misogyny: “Democrats have won the black vote because the black community is dominated by illegitimacy, and the Democrats are willing to subsidize and support that illegitimacy (as well as provide access to cheap abortions) so as to take away from sluts the consequences of their actions.”

I suspect many women are “irrational” to this numbnuts simply because they refuse to pretend they also live in his own especially constructed delusional reality. In his reality there are only two types of women in the word – sluts and snowflakes who are “good” women who wait until there is a ring on it to put out. In his reality sluts stalk the streets looking for men to consume with their evil vaginas. In his reality only sluts become single moms and those kid-having trollops roll around on piles of cash and prizes provided by their main pimp, Uncle Sam.

Sadly for him, women live in this reality and therefore vote for the candidate who is most likely to acknowledge their humanity and medical needs, forcing him to have a serious temper tantrum. Of course, we were joined in voting for Obama by the overwhelming majority of the Jewish, Black, Latino, Asian American, and LGBTQ votes.  Almost 88% of Romney’s support came from white, male, straight people. Apparently there are not enough white, straight males to dominate the country anymore. Woe! The “traditional America” exists no more, as Bill O’Reilly keened in despair, and white guys are just another minority among many who have to negotiate power instead of demanding it as a birthright.  It is almost as though they are afraid of being a minority! Why? Don’t they claim minorities have all the advantages?

Looks like the head of “Christian Men’s Defense Network” is feeling a little insecure. A little threatened. A little panicky that patriarchal privilege is melting out from under him. that’s why he is so angry about sluts. Sluts are the physical reality of the loss of patriarchal control.  

That’s why Imma keep rocking the slut vote.

About Betty Fokker

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12 Responses to Slutty sluts vote and ruin everything!

  1. Kate George says:

    Imma slut too, and proud of it.

  2. Me, too sistah’s. Me too!

  3. Skye says:

    Rockin’ the slut vote here, too!

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  5. Mandy says:

    Geeze America scares me! I guess the majority of Americans don’t support this- as evidenced by the election, thank goodness. This sort of commentary blows my fragile little mind, though.
    If a politician sprouted such misogynistic bs here, I think his/ her party would kick em out.
    I loved hearing that there were people out there threatening to move to AUS if Obama won..
    We have a female, atheist prime minister, who lives with her long term partner. Male, but he is rumored to be a cover for her being a lesbian. Who knows/ cares if that’s the truth?
    It would be a shame if it was, for her own freedom.
    We have universal health care, birth control and abortion on demand, and a healthy welfare system, where the poor are reasonably well cared for- and I say that as a person who has been a recipient and have quite a few family members who still are.
    So, running away from Obama to us is a bit like going from the skillet into the fire ;-)
    I just find it so hard to believe the right to choose is so fragile there- America, the land of the free.
    Well, only if you are middle class, want to have babies and are married. As long as you believe in god, and don’t expect any handouts or hand- ups.
    We have class issues too- but believe in the ability of all to improve their situation with a bit if help.
    Without the support I received I’d still be either working a minimal wage job, or on welfare.
    Instead, I got payments, and used my spare time and money to qualify as a registered nurse.
    Now I have given much more back in tax, and generally contributing to the community, as well as being able to afford more goods and services. I can afford now to support my own child though uni, who was brought up by a single teen mum.
    My son will qualify as an engineer, and contribute more than I was ever paid to raise him in the early days.
    I possibly still could have done it- but how would I have managed if I was working minimum wage to get by, probably two jobs, and had to get lots of student loans- assuming I was offered any?
    I have other friends that have been in my situation, now working and contributing.
    Why would t people there want that?

  6. Another slut, here. Come to think of it, slut is the most interesting thing I’ve been called in a long time. Really, when it’s always “Mama,” slut sounds like fun.

  7. lunarmom says:

    Dan Savage says that reclaiming the word “slut” to mean the same as “stud” is part of his educational mission. Let’s join him, shall we?
    slutty and political as hell

  8. Janice says:

    I see your slut and raise you 2 time unwed mother of (gasp) mixed race babies, with a man who is married to someone else! I state this in hopes that some racist, religious extremist reads this and has an anuerism. Not only am I a homewrecking slut, but I’m betraying my race! Mwahahahahahaha!

  9. Toni says:

    I’m guessing his definition of “slut” is “any woman who has had sex but said not to me”… and I’m also guessing that means almost every woman who has ever had sex. For the record, this slut was happy to vote for the man who loves and doesn’t fear women.

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